Some recent gems…
- ‘A magnificent moated medieval manor house in landscaped grounds in the Surrey Hills, on the site of a Doomsday House.’
– ‘we’re all doomed, Captain Manwaring’….? - ‘The property comprises a beautiful detached Georgian family house with earlier editions set in a lovely rural position on the North Downs…’
– did the Georgians have a time machine….? - ‘Of particular note internally is the 21ft vaulted living room the prominence of which is emphasized by an impressive galleried landing making this a truly voluptuous space…..’
– shades of Hoffnung… ‘there is a French widow in every bedroom’!….?
… any others that you have seen?